They are making incredible progress!!! They volcanic eruption has turned from fluctuating black and white streaks to a steady mud color. Must be because they are now adding “mud” to the oil, methane, and dispersants. Cool!! Think of the additional rainbow colors that will surface. If you are going to provide a psychodelic slick, try to include all of the colors of the rainbow.
The only thing if significant difference that I have noticed is that there appears to be 4 gusher/geysers instead of one. Of course, they warned us that this could occur because they are in “uncharted waters” (pun intended) and that clooging the main leak with shitty mud could cause weaker geologic structures around the leaking earth anus to rupture and create a new torrent of fecal discharge ani. Looks to me that finally they might be correct about something.
I truely hope that they can plug this fistula, butt just like a hemmorhoid laden sphincter, lateral rutptures can occur, and it appears that they already have. With a badly worn casing, after over one month of volcanic eruption, they go and plug the bitch, it could easily blow the casing out of the well, which of course would create a fistula 10 to 12 inches wider than the current restricted (by casing) leaking sphincter. Yes, the earth is truely taking a long overdue shit.
Let’s hope for the best, even though the best is only a cunt hair above the worst. If they blow this one, prepare to fill the gulf and Atlantic ocean with “earl”, as they would say in Lousyanna. But not to fear, all is not lost. If no hurricaines or tropical storms disturb their futile efforts, they will have completed a relief well by about September (they say late August but that sounds better than September. I’m sure that they ran that through corprate damage control before releasing the info).
So what is very poor white boy to do? I don’t know.
The mud has to stop all oil and gas from being released (hydrocarbons) before the cement can be applied. Getting the oil and gas stopped when applying the mud is necessary but not sufficient. It has to remain stopped after they stop forcing the mud. However, when they stop applying the mud the mud is still being released. The hydrocarbons will return when enough mud is released. As long as there is any path for the oil and gas to be release, even after the cement, the oil and gas will eventually win out. It means that the pressure from below is higher.
The mud is gushing out right now. The big problem BP is having is trying to stop the mud and to keep the oil and gas from spewing out long enough to apply the cement. It doesn’t look like it is going that well and they are apply 10 million gallons of drilling mud equivalent. That is a lot of pressure and they are still having problems. Just shows again that their flow estimates were total bullshit.
No Admin, it isn’t going well at all. I don’t see how it could go well (no pun intended). Infact, as more and more people are being poisoned by Benzene, I took the opportunity today to buy way more cannisters for my Israeli gas mask. That oil will round the horn of Florida soon and it will head my way. Nothing like a nice, cooling North East breeze wafting in the benzene and toluene (finger nail polish remover and lacquer cutter). It will test the mettle of your lungs everytime.
The mud is gushing out. They are running out of mud, which of course isn’t mud at all, just more chemicals. They have already shot their wad and pumped over 10,000,000 gallons of mud, and now they find themselves “mudless”!!!! Holy Shit, Batman!!!!
So the logical next step is to put golf balls, rubber balls, shredded tires into the mix. I always suspected that the Gulf was deficient in these types of materials. When I fished the Texass coast, I never saw any of these items in the water. I just always suspected that somebody, like Broken Pipe, would notice the deficiency and correct it. Praise Gosh and Golly, that day has arived. You are correct about the pressure below being far more than what they bargained for. If the casing blows out, it is over. If the casing is pierced, it will re-erupt. It will work through any fissures of cracks in the rock strata and gush again, just like Old Faithful.
Not only were their flow estimates bullshit (PR damage control) but they never have had to deal with extreme pressure of this magnitude. They are dumbfounded and baffled, just like the dead turtles, the pouchless pelicans, and the asphixiated dolphins. Let this be a lesson to anyone who believes anything that an allopathic quack doctor tells you about wonder drugs and miracle drugs. They are all petroleum based, and patentable. I call them wonder drugs because after you take them, you wonder why you are still alive and broke. They are also known as miracle drugs because after you eat them, it is a miracle if you are still alive. If petroleum could make you healthy, then the turtles, the marsh critters, the dolphins, whales, blue fin tuna, etc.. should all be flourishing right now because of all of the “free” petroleum treatments that they just received.
I have an idea for this weekend. You can continue to post and I will continue to read because you provide a no-shit forum for dissent, whether you agree with me or not. I really appreciate the fact that I’m not under endless TOS at the first drop of the hat of offending some dickhead. Let’s all take a few days off, see our friends, go to the beach (if you live away from the Gulf), go off of our diets for a day, drink some cold beer, throw horseshoes, get silly, chase pretty women (of any ethnicity or color) and resume our attack on the perpetrators of this catastrophe on Monday night.
There is nothing that we can do. There will plenty of time to play spin the bottle and fuck-fuck with them starting Monday night. I’ll read but probably not respond until then. I wish everybody a great 3 day reprieve from all of this unGoshly shit. Cook some shrimpkabobs while you can still get benzene free shrimp.
The leakage today is oil black, not looking like mud. It is pretty clear Top Kill didn’t work. Let’s see how long before BP admits this. They will probably emphasize the next step, instead of the fact this has failed.
BP announced Top Kill failed. The shit is going to hit the fan now. BP already has another plan but way more risky. Meanwhile, the oil will probably gush more now.
BP has the saw out right now, cutting off pieces of the wreckage. I wonder why they don’t just unscrew the failed blowout preventer and install a new one?
Hope everyone had a good 3 days off. I did. Drank some brewskies (weak wuss beer) and gardened. I wondered the same thing myself from the very beginning. I would say that it might have something to do with recovering the oil. That is a massive oil ocean under the floor of the gulf. They have over 350 million dollars invested in it not coounting current damages from the volcano and the dispearsants. If they install a new BOP, then use it to shear the internal pipe, I don’t believe that they can “restart” it. They will have effectively capped the well but now they will be “oiless” from this hole. They seem to be intent on getting the oil to the surface and pumping it into their ships where it can still be refined and sold. This will help cover the mounting costs of their screwups.
They had to stop drilling the relief wells because the BOPs don’t work on them. They were tested and failed. I guess they are BOPless, too. Out of Mud, out of BOPs, out of Luck, but still trying to salvage the oil in hopes that it can help to salvage thier worthless asses.
The oil flow has increased as they cut the risers. They are past the point of no return on their latest cut and cap procedure. Let the insanity continue.
Yee!!Hawww!!! Black Gold!! Texas Tea!!! Light Sweet Crude!! The more the merrier. Cut the pipe and let ‘er spew! The more quickly they drain that reservois down in the bowells of the earth, the quicker the gusher/geyser will stop. Estimates are between 7 and 30 years, plenty of time to fill every ocean in the world with feet or yards of oil. Hopefully the casing will blow out of the well and speed up the process. It was a “cheap, substandard” casing anyway so that too should help move things along. Using a cheaper casing saved Broken Pipe a few precious buckos. Probably made in China with cheap alloys blended and forged by slave labor. Now the saw is stuck in the riser. No problem. Implement Plan Q. In a few days or weeks they will construct another saw and begin again with Plan R. Soon we will be seeing letters from the Greek alphabet when they run out of ours. Like Plan Delta, for instance. Out of Mud, Out of Dispersants, Out of Saws, Out of Luck, Out of Ideas, almost out of alphabet letters.
idoit americans watch to many movies,believing we should have some super
giant robot technology or something that could shut this off right away.maybe iron man can fix it!!! we are doomed
Just got in from a hard (butt fun) day of sawing downed trees. Yes, I’m also an environmental assisgn. I saw downed trees out of driveways and roads so that rich people can drive gas guzzlers down them and get to their oversized mansions.
Butt I learned something after having worked for the rich. I learned that they are rectum holes, but moreover, I learned that when you saw shit you need 2 saws. I occasionally get my chain saw stuck in a stubborn or weirdly bent tree. I come prepared with a backup saw, so that if I get Saw A stuck, I can easily (usually) free it up with Saw B. And I didn’t even go to MIT!!! I figgered it out on my own. I was never taught how to saw in a Gubsamunts HI! Skrool!!!!! In fact, I was never taught anything (of value) in a Gubsamunts HI! Skrool. Thank Gosh and Golly for Catholic Skrools. And I didn’t even get diddled by a pervert priest or a Carnal Cardinal.
Don’t ever let an egghead do the work of a “real man”. They are basically whimpy, sissified, whiney arrogant Libs who would never listen to someone as “rough” as me. Never mind my IQ, and my numerous degrees. These eggheads suck qual eggs, slurp caviar, shoot hoops, and play “gulf” alot. Can they even keep track of their “gulf balls”? I can find them for them. They are all on the bottom of the Golf of Mejico. Don’t need any advanced degree to track these banana nut fruitcakes.
It coming out faster. The resistance that was afforded by the crimped riser has been removed. No back pressure at all. Just like taking the muffler off the exhaust system of a car. Straight through headers. They had better hope this works because it is a very long way until September (not August) or Christmas. We’re screwed. Oil will reach the east coast of Floridate very soon. Underwater plumes are lurking just west of the Straights of Floridate. Oil will probably even show up in Cuber ( I say Cuber so that people mistakenly think I’m a communist from Assachewsucks, like the Kennedys). The rate of discharge appears to be way beyond the 20% increase that Broken Pipe predicted. Looks like an easy double. At this rate, the pressure could equalize at the low end of the 7 to 30 year prediction. Be thankful that all of this will probably end in as few as 7 years. AmeriKa is screwed, butt we did it to ourselves. I actually saw a Hummer today. Most AmeriKans just don’t get it. Butt then how could they. They were programmed in Government Intitutions of Lower Learning.
Hey, if this is live feed, someone needs to tell these sphincteral voids that they need to start closing the flaps or vents or whatever these eggheads call them!! They definately hit the daily double. This earth feces is spewing at an incredible rate. These Broken Pipe assholes are about as lucky as Urine Van Do Slutt. Didn’t pull any aces today, neither in the GOLF nor in Peru!!!
I’m glad that they got this device installed. I can sleep again. It is now collecting 1/2 to 1% of the gusher. Rest easy, all. Our salvation is at hand!!!!
I’m not going to look at this any more tonight. I’m not qualified to do the actual calculations, but I have eyes. This thing is out of control!!!!!! They need to shut the windows, vents, flaps, whatever they call them. They aren’t capturing shit!!! They are lying about everything. Use your eyes, People/Sheeple!! This is a new oil volcano, twice the size fo the one that they altered. THIS IS NOT WORKING! Prepare for the worst!!! Prepare for Catastrophe!!!
This is making me sick. I can’t even sleep anymore. This crap is spewing at least twice the rate it was before the fix. BP is bullshitting us big time. Hell, according to some of their paid bullshitters they’ll be capturing 90% of it in a matter of minutes. “Just waiting to close the vents. Will probably take a few more days. But just you pessemists wait and see”!!!!
The Gulf is Gone!! What I’m worried about now is the Atlantic Ocean. And what is going to fall in the toxic tropical rains? Benzene, Toluene, Ethyl Benzene, Hydrogen Sulfide, and Gosh knows what else. All well known, horrendous carcinogens. We get to breathe thier toxic shit. I have a gas mask with plenty of filters but most people don’t know which end is up. They are about to get a lesson, though.
I remain in shock. Maybe now people will listen to intelligent persons like Boone Pickens. Many of his windmills could have already been up and running. It has been 3 years since he proposed his massive windmill farm. Screw this crap. Screw drilling into the mantle of the earth. That oil was burried that deep for a reason. Nature makes sense. Greedy Fucks don’t.
They are making incredible progress!!! They volcanic eruption has turned from fluctuating black and white streaks to a steady mud color. Must be because they are now adding “mud” to the oil, methane, and dispersants. Cool!! Think of the additional rainbow colors that will surface. If you are going to provide a psychodelic slick, try to include all of the colors of the rainbow.
The only thing if significant difference that I have noticed is that there appears to be 4 gusher/geysers instead of one. Of course, they warned us that this could occur because they are in “uncharted waters” (pun intended) and that clooging the main leak with shitty mud could cause weaker geologic structures around the leaking earth anus to rupture and create a new torrent of fecal discharge ani. Looks to me that finally they might be correct about something.
I truely hope that they can plug this fistula, butt just like a hemmorhoid laden sphincter, lateral rutptures can occur, and it appears that they already have. With a badly worn casing, after over one month of volcanic eruption, they go and plug the bitch, it could easily blow the casing out of the well, which of course would create a fistula 10 to 12 inches wider than the current restricted (by casing) leaking sphincter. Yes, the earth is truely taking a long overdue shit.
Let’s hope for the best, even though the best is only a cunt hair above the worst. If they blow this one, prepare to fill the gulf and Atlantic ocean with “earl”, as they would say in Lousyanna. But not to fear, all is not lost. If no hurricaines or tropical storms disturb their futile efforts, they will have completed a relief well by about September (they say late August but that sounds better than September. I’m sure that they ran that through corprate damage control before releasing the info).
So what is very poor white boy to do? I don’t know.
It is really gushing tonight; looks like lots of that mud is gushing out, along with the oil.
The mud has to stop all oil and gas from being released (hydrocarbons) before the cement can be applied. Getting the oil and gas stopped when applying the mud is necessary but not sufficient. It has to remain stopped after they stop forcing the mud. However, when they stop applying the mud the mud is still being released. The hydrocarbons will return when enough mud is released. As long as there is any path for the oil and gas to be release, even after the cement, the oil and gas will eventually win out. It means that the pressure from below is higher.
The mud is gushing out right now. The big problem BP is having is trying to stop the mud and to keep the oil and gas from spewing out long enough to apply the cement. It doesn’t look like it is going that well and they are apply 10 million gallons of drilling mud equivalent. That is a lot of pressure and they are still having problems. Just shows again that their flow estimates were total bullshit.
No Admin, it isn’t going well at all. I don’t see how it could go well (no pun intended). Infact, as more and more people are being poisoned by Benzene, I took the opportunity today to buy way more cannisters for my Israeli gas mask. That oil will round the horn of Florida soon and it will head my way. Nothing like a nice, cooling North East breeze wafting in the benzene and toluene (finger nail polish remover and lacquer cutter). It will test the mettle of your lungs everytime.
The mud is gushing out. They are running out of mud, which of course isn’t mud at all, just more chemicals. They have already shot their wad and pumped over 10,000,000 gallons of mud, and now they find themselves “mudless”!!!! Holy Shit, Batman!!!!
So the logical next step is to put golf balls, rubber balls, shredded tires into the mix. I always suspected that the Gulf was deficient in these types of materials. When I fished the Texass coast, I never saw any of these items in the water. I just always suspected that somebody, like Broken Pipe, would notice the deficiency and correct it. Praise Gosh and Golly, that day has arived. You are correct about the pressure below being far more than what they bargained for. If the casing blows out, it is over. If the casing is pierced, it will re-erupt. It will work through any fissures of cracks in the rock strata and gush again, just like Old Faithful.
Not only were their flow estimates bullshit (PR damage control) but they never have had to deal with extreme pressure of this magnitude. They are dumbfounded and baffled, just like the dead turtles, the pouchless pelicans, and the asphixiated dolphins. Let this be a lesson to anyone who believes anything that an allopathic quack doctor tells you about wonder drugs and miracle drugs. They are all petroleum based, and patentable. I call them wonder drugs because after you take them, you wonder why you are still alive and broke. They are also known as miracle drugs because after you eat them, it is a miracle if you are still alive. If petroleum could make you healthy, then the turtles, the marsh critters, the dolphins, whales, blue fin tuna, etc.. should all be flourishing right now because of all of the “free” petroleum treatments that they just received.
I have an idea for this weekend. You can continue to post and I will continue to read because you provide a no-shit forum for dissent, whether you agree with me or not. I really appreciate the fact that I’m not under endless TOS at the first drop of the hat of offending some dickhead. Let’s all take a few days off, see our friends, go to the beach (if you live away from the Gulf), go off of our diets for a day, drink some cold beer, throw horseshoes, get silly, chase pretty women (of any ethnicity or color) and resume our attack on the perpetrators of this catastrophe on Monday night.
There is nothing that we can do. There will plenty of time to play spin the bottle and fuck-fuck with them starting Monday night. I’ll read but probably not respond until then. I wish everybody a great 3 day reprieve from all of this unGoshly shit. Cook some shrimpkabobs while you can still get benzene free shrimp.
The leakage today is oil black, not looking like mud. It is pretty clear Top Kill didn’t work. Let’s see how long before BP admits this. They will probably emphasize the next step, instead of the fact this has failed.
The cable news show are spending this morning talking about everything except this disaster. This is shocking to me.
Top Kill fails –
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-l-cavnar/top-kill-likely-a-failure_b_594427.html
BP announced Top Kill failed. The shit is going to hit the fan now. BP already has another plan but way more risky. Meanwhile, the oil will probably gush more now.
Gulf Oil feed presently stopped — wonder what BP doesn’t want us to see?
You had some nice points here.
Feed is back on.
Gusher is black, black, black oil tonight.
Oil gushing continues. The next step is to cut the riser which will let even more oil gush into the Gulf. American still favor offshore drilling.
BP has the saw out right now, cutting off pieces of the wreckage. I wonder why they don’t just unscrew the failed blowout preventer and install a new one?
Hope everyone had a good 3 days off. I did. Drank some brewskies (weak wuss beer) and gardened. I wondered the same thing myself from the very beginning. I would say that it might have something to do with recovering the oil. That is a massive oil ocean under the floor of the gulf. They have over 350 million dollars invested in it not coounting current damages from the volcano and the dispearsants. If they install a new BOP, then use it to shear the internal pipe, I don’t believe that they can “restart” it. They will have effectively capped the well but now they will be “oiless” from this hole. They seem to be intent on getting the oil to the surface and pumping it into their ships where it can still be refined and sold. This will help cover the mounting costs of their screwups.
They had to stop drilling the relief wells because the BOPs don’t work on them. They were tested and failed. I guess they are BOPless, too. Out of Mud, out of BOPs, out of Luck, but still trying to salvage the oil in hopes that it can help to salvage thier worthless asses.
For the third day in a row the live gulf oil feed was down overnight — they just got turned back on. What is BP doing when the cameras are off?
The oil flow has increased as they cut the risers. They are past the point of no return on their latest cut and cap procedure. Let the insanity continue.
Hey, cool content, but WordPress screws it up on my screen. Maybe it’s the widget you have installed.
Yee!!Hawww!!! Black Gold!! Texas Tea!!! Light Sweet Crude!! The more the merrier. Cut the pipe and let ‘er spew! The more quickly they drain that reservois down in the bowells of the earth, the quicker the gusher/geyser will stop. Estimates are between 7 and 30 years, plenty of time to fill every ocean in the world with feet or yards of oil. Hopefully the casing will blow out of the well and speed up the process. It was a “cheap, substandard” casing anyway so that too should help move things along. Using a cheaper casing saved Broken Pipe a few precious buckos. Probably made in China with cheap alloys blended and forged by slave labor. Now the saw is stuck in the riser. No problem. Implement Plan Q. In a few days or weeks they will construct another saw and begin again with Plan R. Soon we will be seeing letters from the Greek alphabet when they run out of ours. Like Plan Delta, for instance. Out of Mud, Out of Dispersants, Out of Saws, Out of Luck, Out of Ideas, almost out of alphabet letters.
The oil is spewing like crazy and just read BP is having a problem with its saw being stuck.
idoit americans watch to many movies,believing we should have some super
giant robot technology or something that could shut this off right away.maybe iron man can fix it!!! we are doomed
Just got in from a hard (butt fun) day of sawing downed trees. Yes, I’m also an environmental assisgn. I saw downed trees out of driveways and roads so that rich people can drive gas guzzlers down them and get to their oversized mansions.
Butt I learned something after having worked for the rich. I learned that they are rectum holes, but moreover, I learned that when you saw shit you need 2 saws. I occasionally get my chain saw stuck in a stubborn or weirdly bent tree. I come prepared with a backup saw, so that if I get Saw A stuck, I can easily (usually) free it up with Saw B. And I didn’t even go to MIT!!! I figgered it out on my own. I was never taught how to saw in a Gubsamunts HI! Skrool!!!!! In fact, I was never taught anything (of value) in a Gubsamunts HI! Skrool. Thank Gosh and Golly for Catholic Skrools. And I didn’t even get diddled by a pervert priest or a Carnal Cardinal.
Don’t ever let an egghead do the work of a “real man”. They are basically whimpy, sissified, whiney arrogant Libs who would never listen to someone as “rough” as me. Never mind my IQ, and my numerous degrees. These eggheads suck qual eggs, slurp caviar, shoot hoops, and play “gulf” alot. Can they even keep track of their “gulf balls”? I can find them for them. They are all on the bottom of the Golf of Mejico. Don’t need any advanced degree to track these banana nut fruitcakes.
Excellent. Great point and made me laugh as well.
The pipe is now cut and the oil is gushing with no obstructions.
Video down again — more that BP doesn’t want people to see.
The location of the live feed changed — fixed now.
The oil appears to be coming out at even greeter force than before they cut the riser off.
It coming out faster. The resistance that was afforded by the crimped riser has been removed. No back pressure at all. Just like taking the muffler off the exhaust system of a car. Straight through headers. They had better hope this works because it is a very long way until September (not August) or Christmas. We’re screwed. Oil will reach the east coast of Floridate very soon. Underwater plumes are lurking just west of the Straights of Floridate. Oil will probably even show up in Cuber ( I say Cuber so that people mistakenly think I’m a communist from Assachewsucks, like the Kennedys). The rate of discharge appears to be way beyond the 20% increase that Broken Pipe predicted. Looks like an easy double. At this rate, the pressure could equalize at the low end of the 7 to 30 year prediction. Be thankful that all of this will probably end in as few as 7 years. AmeriKa is screwed, butt we did it to ourselves. I actually saw a Hummer today. Most AmeriKans just don’t get it. Butt then how could they. They were programmed in Government Intitutions of Lower Learning.
Hey, if this is live feed, someone needs to tell these sphincteral voids that they need to start closing the flaps or vents or whatever these eggheads call them!! They definately hit the daily double. This earth feces is spewing at an incredible rate. These Broken Pipe assholes are about as lucky as Urine Van Do Slutt. Didn’t pull any aces today, neither in the GOLF nor in Peru!!!
Lester — so true — they have doubled down on the gushing.
Still gushing and oil has landed on Florida beaches.
I’m glad that they got this device installed. I can sleep again. It is now collecting 1/2 to 1% of the gusher. Rest easy, all. Our salvation is at hand!!!!
I’m not going to look at this any more tonight. I’m not qualified to do the actual calculations, but I have eyes. This thing is out of control!!!!!! They need to shut the windows, vents, flaps, whatever they call them. They aren’t capturing shit!!! They are lying about everything. Use your eyes, People/Sheeple!! This is a new oil volcano, twice the size fo the one that they altered. THIS IS NOT WORKING! Prepare for the worst!!! Prepare for Catastrophe!!!
Agree — it looks far worse than before the CUT. Plus, I doubt if we even know the questions.
Billowing tonight.
This is not progress — this image just captured from the oil volcano in the Gulf — BP’s oil volcano.
This is making me sick. I can’t even sleep anymore. This crap is spewing at least twice the rate it was before the fix. BP is bullshitting us big time. Hell, according to some of their paid bullshitters they’ll be capturing 90% of it in a matter of minutes. “Just waiting to close the vents. Will probably take a few more days. But just you pessemists wait and see”!!!!
The Gulf is Gone!! What I’m worried about now is the Atlantic Ocean. And what is going to fall in the toxic tropical rains? Benzene, Toluene, Ethyl Benzene, Hydrogen Sulfide, and Gosh knows what else. All well known, horrendous carcinogens. We get to breathe thier toxic shit. I have a gas mask with plenty of filters but most people don’t know which end is up. They are about to get a lesson, though.
I remain in shock. Maybe now people will listen to intelligent persons like Boone Pickens. Many of his windmills could have already been up and running. It has been 3 years since he proposed his massive windmill farm. Screw this crap. Screw drilling into the mantle of the earth. That oil was burried that deep for a reason. Nature makes sense. Greedy Fucks don’t.
Well said Lester.
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As BP claims to collect more and more oil, it is interesting to see the gusher still gushing.
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