When America has a dirty industry — one that produces lots of pollution — but makes profits, they call on Texas. Texas is always ready to do whatever it has to, to book profits. The oil and gas industry is dirty and disgusting. Go to Houston. It is a filthy place. No wonder the worst President in America came from Texas — George W Bush. And, no wonder that their current Governor acts like an idiot on a regular basis. Remember when Gov Perry called for Texas to secede? Remember when Gov Perry decline the economic stimulus money — and then accepted it? This stupid, crazy idiot said there was no recession and changed his mind — it’s all a big joke to Governor Perry — supreme idiot.
After First Laughing Off Recession, Gov. Perry Admits ‘This Whole Country’s In A Recession’.
In Texas, zoning laws are for socialists. If you want to build anything on your land, go right ahead. There is no point in zoning. Put up a gas station next to a school. In fact, drill for oil there if you want. In Texas, everything goes.
The death penalty is big in Texas. If you have a minor you want to kill — Texas is your place. How about a mentally ill person — no problem, Texas will happily accommodate.
When you listen to the radio in Texas, you either get a country music station or a right wing talk show. Listen to the people who call in — they will talk about Obama being a socialist, Muslim, or Kenyan. They probably don’t even know what a socialist is — with their creationism 8th grade education. As one Texas person said to me, “If it isn’t in the Bible, I don’t need to know it”. Well, that pretty much sums up the ignorance of millions in Texas.
Texas is football crazy. Bible crazy. Never seen a job it doesn’t want for the state. It is the armpit of America and the mecca for irrational thought and the latest right wing crazy idea.
America is doomed.
There are places way crappier than Texas. I’ve spen lot’s of time in Texas and you are right to an extent. Since it is an oil producing state, there are lots of sump pits, containment pits, and refineries. Also, agricultural pollution is rampant in it’s many forms, i.e. fertilizer run off, pesticide residue, and accumulate cow flop from feedlots. But I have also been to New Jersey, and if Texas is the arm pit, New Jersey is the anus of the world. New Jersey doesn’t even have oil and they are so stupid that they import it to refine it and shit up their beaches and stuff. “Joisey” is truely the toxic wastedump state. “Joisey” is full of DumbaKraps, most of whom can’t read (or speak “Englich” for that matter) either. And the women in Joisey are far uglier than the hotties in Texas. And then there is Filthadelphia, another bastion of liberal thought put into action. And there is Baltsamows, and Detroilet, and New York (a cess pit if If ever there was one), and Cleveland and the beat goes on, and on, and on. So Texas isn’t really that bad because the women are hott and hott to trott. Alot of squeeze out there but not quite Rio. I would think that most of the peope in Texas know what a socialist is, but you are probably right about Kenyan or Moslim (I call them Moslems because it irritates them more, and I love instigating and fomenting). They probably can’t find Texas on the map so I wouldn’t push for Kenya. But who cares anything about that shithole anyway. Who cares anything about the entire shithole continent of Afreaka? Alot of those advanced cultures in Afreaka still practice cannibalism, female genital mutilation, and ritual slayings of neighboring tribal members. Plus they live in huts built of cow shit and grass that stink. So Texas keeps looking better by the minute. As for country music stations, that problem is easily solved with a CD player or satellite radio. Yes, texas is football crazy and I don’t know how to play the game. But I lived in upstate NY for 5 years (worst place I’ve ever been) and when the Buffalo Bills were playing it was pizza, beer (by the keg), and big gutted factory union slobs with thier fat, ugly, farm girl wives always glued to the tube. I mean those ugly NY gals could hold up the tractor for you while you changed the tire. No need for a jack. Big Swedish and Kraut gals, and I mean BIG. And BIG mouths to match their body girth. Boisterous. The Bible, yeah. Texas is part of the Bible Belt. But on Friday or Saturday night at any Honky Tonk, Cantina, or Bar, you wouldn’t know it. They go to church Sunday and take a “Spiritual Shower”, and rest up for next weekend. As for jobs, Texas doesn’t keep begging for them to come back like you do. So all in all, I think that I have provided a pretty balance view or Texas. Summation: Texas is a state like most others: dirty in some parts, clean in others. Texas is a state with lots of jobs. Texas is a state where people have fun. Texas is a state with ALOT of HOTT women.
And Oh, I forgot. Governor Perry. Yes, he is an idiot. Butt what politico isn’t. What “gubsamunts” official isn’t an idiot. Name one and I’ll refute you. Maybe Ron Paul, so he’s off limits. Name another. Butt Governor Perry has bragging rights for winning the Warren Beaty look alike contest, something Ted Kennedy or Bawny Fwank (Elmer Fudd) could never do.
Check this one out. I know that you are a Repucikan hating mo fro, so am I, butt I also hate filthy DumbaKraps. Like “give ‘em hell Harry Truman said, “there isn’t a dimes worth of difference betweent the two of them”. How true, How true. http://www.detnews.com/article/20090205/METRO/902050393/1009/rss02. think you’ll find it enjoyable. I sure did. It’s everybit as good as the ACORN Loons. Da Hips Hops Mayah!!! Kwami. He be livin Hi! on Da’ Hoggs while da po’ workin peebles of Deetroilet Pay fo’ his bills. BwaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaHaaaaaa!! we need way mo’ DumbsaKraps. Way Mo’!!
May I suggest that you kiss my redneck, pick-up truck driving, football loving, beer drinking, rosy red ass. I completely agree with Governer Perry. It’s time for Texas to secede from this mindless, socialist, kool-aid drinking shithole of a union. Texas is big enough, smart enough, spirited enough, and has the necessary resources to be a stand-alone country. You liberal assholes should welcome its departure.
PoorRiobb. let me set you stiaght. Tesax only ahs 2 commodities tat it can easily sell. One is oil, the othe is ASS. Them girls in those tight fittin jeans. Let’s facet it. Tesas gals are as hott as the come but abviously you havent’t been to Rio de Janiero. Let texass succeed. I agree with governor Beatty’s look alike. Then all of you will need to learn spic lingo and wear those grimy looking nylon nad rayon shirts and pants that the shitskins wear. And the cockroach corner Kickers that the spics import, unfortunately, along with thier worhtless selves. Yes Texas Boy, Please go along with governor Warren Beatty look alike, and sucdede. I doubt that you could even spark a modern day civil war, just alot of applause. Stick this rebuttHole in your oversized Texad Rectum or your boisterous mouth. I really wixh that you Texans would listen to the advice of your morinic governor. go fer it, Texas Asshole.
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;-D. I agree with Lester about the Texas women- They are hot. I have known a few and let me tell you they ‘Love’ us yankees.
Lol You prove just how truly patriotic these right wing kooks are. For all the talk of Loving America and hating the “SOOOHSHALISTS” You advocate breaking apart the United States. America Love it or leave it…. love it or leave it. I do recall the last time the Southern states seceeded from the Union–that was back in the 1860′s. How did that work out for ya
I bet you drive a vehicle and warm your sorry ass house.Where do you think oil and gas for that comes from?