By: lesterfiggler

lesterfiggler — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 03:30:36 +0000

Praise Jesus!!! Praise Da’ Load!!! Glenn Beck be hangin’ tight!!! You almost had me convinced that he was totally worthless but after watching all of this ACOON stuff, I just love Glenn Beck. He has made a beliver out of me. Not just him but those 2 “Boon” sisters in “Washin’tun”. Loady Chile!!!!Praise Bee to Jesus!!! Help has arrived!!!! We be saved on Sunday 2morrow!!!! ACOON was going to get 8 billion dollars for “stim-a-lation”. I think that prostitution ring would be a good start to get “stim-a-lated”, especially at the tax payers Xpense. How much “disease management” could be purchased for the price of some good old fashioned ACOON “stim-a-lation”? The “Boon” sistahs say that if we need stimalated, we need to keep track of some kind of “spenses”. Got to show ‘dem spenses so da gubsamunts will leave you alone. I like black chicks, but not black sows. How can I find out the phone number or e-mail of Lavernia (the sleek, porn star looking Boon), not Shenia (the 4 tonner that looks like the Afro-American version of General Janet Reno). Lavernia looks like she’d be good for a hayride. Shenia told the pranksters that “when the pOOOlice “Aksk”, ’bouts da money, tells them ….blah, blah, blah” not at all my type. I like thim thin, trim and articulate. Maybe Lavernia went to private HI! SKrool!! Not Public Gubsamunts HI! SKrool. In the public Skrool System, they teach the chillen to masturbate even bewfore attending HI! Skroll. In Catholic school, which I attended, they teach the “children” math and science, and let them learn how to masturbate on their own, non taxpayer funded. How refreshing. May Glenn Beck continue the good work that he is doing. And thank U, my friend, for bringing this great hero to my attention. I’ll be watching him continuously now and hanging on his every word, thanks to U. Again, Vaya con Dios.

By: lesterfiggler

lesterfiggler — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 10:19:04 +0000

You ask “why would anybody turn on the television to watch this crazy Beck?” I say “why would anybody turn on the television to watch anything other than Discovery, the History Channel, or a National Geographic special?” This is why I haven’t had a television for 16 years now. There are all kinds of health problems related to incessant television viewing: obesity, muscular atrophy, stupidity, slow reflexes, inability to concentrate or think, insomnia, excessive sleeping, nuerosis, psychosis, acquired mental retardation, munchies, gout, eye and brain cancer, irreversible radiation damage, cerebral atrophy, misinformationtosis, hangnails, fungus growth, diverticulitis, ulcers, diabetes, high cholesterol, various forms of permanent brain damage, constipation, boredom, suicidal tendancies just to name a few. GlennBeckitis is only a minor mental health problem that can be sucessfully treated by pushing a single button on the remote control or on the console (if they still put buttons there, I wouldn’t know). Yes, Repucikans are smart, “bidnuss smart”, but very few are intellectual. Their “vast” storehouse of knowledge usually is confined to stocks, real estate, marketing or finance. Ask them how to identify a chnterelle or morel mushroom and watch the stupid look on their face. A few of the “smart” ones will tell you that it is on the package label in the grocery store, they think.

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By: lesterfiggler

By: lesterfiggler